A lot of the time, in films, especially when it comes to the ‘erotic’ scenes, there’ll be props, stunt-doubles, and all the other smoke and mirrors that prevents us from seeing the REAL deal. Ugh. Like do you think I paid $19 to see Chris Hemsworth wear a prosthetic penis?! Thieving bastards.

But thanks to the guys over at Mr.Man, there’s a compilation of 60 (YES SIXTY!!) unsimulated (that means all actors are stroking the salami IRL), all within just 3 minutes. How’s that for efficiency?!

Click here to see the *very* NSFW footage

As America submerges into the past, the Aussies are finally coming into the 21st century. After a referendum vote, Down Under voted YES to marriage equality. And as people all over the world celebrate, our office is perusing the prospect of an Australian husband…

Here’s just some of the mouth-watering men on offer. Clearly, some (all?) are straight, but hey, it’s not like even we’d have a chance if they were gay anyway, so we’ll just appreciate from a distance.

Nick Youngquest

The pro rugby player-turned-model, definitely looks better in front of the camera (and out of his kit) than he does on the pitch. Don’t get us wrong, we’re drooling wherever he is, but it just depends on which tackle you’d rather look at. Youngquest has covered OUT mag, DNA and Men’s Health, and if you’d like see him prancing around in jockstraps – or even less – click here (NSFW-ish).

Chris Hemsworth

I mean… If we have to explain who Chris Hemsworth is to you, like wtf are you even doing here? Still, he’s come a long way from Home And Away, and while it might not be realistic to wifey Thor, we’re happy as long as we can touch the Hammer. Anyway, from what we’ve seen he’s got all the credentials to be a good mandem; any man that can ride waves like that, can ride us anytime.

Liam Hemsworth

The younger, and unarguably identical brother to Chris, started out on the (only) other big Aussie soap, Neighbours. MHMM, imagine living next to that fine piece of ass. We thought our neighbour upstairs was hot, but we’d definitely be bringing him a welcome basket. (With a coupon for one free blowjob).

Hugh Jackman

Daddy Jackman is so much more than just Wolverine. Don’t you remember his role in… um… Well, X-Men was alright anyway. Above talent though Hugh Jackman is smothered in charm and facial hair. And hey, if he’ll scratch you with his claws, chances are he’ll choke you too. Win.

George Burgess

The buff rugby player first grabbed out attention when he had his nudes leaked (where’s the eye-bulge emoji?), and for some reason we’ve never forgotten him. I mean, even just the thought of a man that big laying on top of us already restricts our air-flow. #SuffocationForTheNation

And them thighs be serving you Roxxxy Andrews thicc and juicaay.

Ryan Kwanten 

This True Blood star has us truly thirsty. Though we’d rather drink his semen than his blood, obvs. Another ogle-worthy Aussie, that too started out on Home And Away, Kwanten (looking 10 years younger at 40) is hot-to-trot. And though our desire of ball-and-chaining him are mere fantasy, we’ll always have that sex scene of him topping by Alexander Skarsgard. Sidebar: How good does he look tied to that bed?

Dean Geyer

We stopped watching GLEE around the same time as everybody else (S3?), so unfortunately missed his spot on that. But we’re guessing his performance in his sex tape was far more watchable. Geyer, also starred in Neighbours, we wonder if he ever popped round to Liam Hemsworth’s – you know, for sugar. And a nosh. All we know is for them eyes, we’d let him put a ring on it wherever he wanted.

Matt Cooper

Cooper is a former rugger of the South, and while we may not see him on the pitch in his tiny shorts, we’re sure he’s still got them in his wardrobe somewhere *smirk*. But regardless, the man looks immaculate in a suit and in the buff. OOFT.

Hard Hollywood Hunks EXPOSED (Hurry in here)

The producers at ITV, behind reality show I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here, have done pretty well over the years in recruiting jungle jocks; Mark Wright, Joel Dommett, Jake Quickenden and Spencer Matthews.

And now Holloaks’ hunk Jamie Lomas. ENTER Twitter’s thirst:

When Jamie Lomas comes on the tv!!! #ImACeleb #Hot pic.twitter.com/ipWkExT4dv

— Sam Gregson (@Samgee2108) November 19, 2017

Wouldn’t mind being paired with @jamielomas1… #ImACeleb pic.twitter.com/D8qCvjiziC

— boohoo.com (@boohoo) November 19, 2017

Jamie Lomas looks like the kinda guy who would make you suck his dick in the back room for a line. #Imaceleb

— Craig's Comments (@CraigAaron) November 19, 2017

Not only are the previous contestants all easy on the eye, but they’ve also all had their nudes/sex tapes leaked online. Including newcomer Amir Khan, who’s jack-off vid resurfaced earlier this year. Well, if Jamie’s got any skeletons in his camera roll, now would be the time they’d fall out. We’ll keep our (third) eye open…

Until then, we’ll revisit his shirtless and studly moments that have come before. And we’re confident this series will be worth watching just for that iconic waterfall shower…

Here we were getting excited at the hope of Jamie Lomas’ having his dick pic leaked, and it’s YouTuber Jack Maynard (the lesser known Maynard brother). Well, if appearing on a reality TV show does one thing, it’s get your nudes into the headlines.

This comes after the a series of tweets from the star in 2012 were brought to light in which he referred to people as “nigg*s” and “faggots”. Maynard has since issued an apology and deleted the tweets, admitting he was a lot younger then.

It was only a year later, that somebody tweeted the star’s naked selfie. HERE ‘YAR:

Everybody welcome jack maynard's penis pic.twitter.com/jpfd1Psd

— ♢♢♢ (@weyheymoo) January 9, 2013

Has your fave Hollywood hunk gone frontal in a film? Or perhaps you want to know if they have? Mr. Man have got you.

This Cyber week/Black Friday we’ve teamed up with peen pioneers Mr. Man; who provide you with all of the male nudity in film and TV. With everything from Ben Affleck’s big reveal in Gone Girl, to blink-and-you’ll-miss-it Jake Gyllenhaal’s shower schlong in Jarhead.

And for just a one-time fee of $99 you can own your personal archive of male celebrity nudity – that’s constantly *growing* too! not to mention the money you’d save going to cinema for a quick ogle.

Here’s a little preview of what you’d be getting…

The Actors of Justice League [NSFW]

The Best Buttholes in Film [NSFW]:

The Hottest Sex Scenes from AHS [NSFW-ish]:

Get ALL the Hollywood Hunks for a lifetime – just $99

If you thought you’d seen enough gay porn parodies to last you a lifetime, you’d be wrong. In fact, the sci-fi-sex market is HUGE. No pun intended…

This time, five super-sluts and one hot mess drag queen, attempt to save the world… But not before a pressing orgasm.

OK, so it’s not quite Jason Momoa and Henry Cavill but at least you’ll seem them dual it out with their light ‘sabers’. Although to be fair, as far as porn features go, it’s a relatively all-star cast, with Fracois Sagat, Colny Keller, Johnny Rapid and Ru Paul’s Drag Race star Manila Luzon.

And not to mention Men.com only went and got themselves a BUDGET. Even the SFW trailer (below) is like watching a 10-minute Taylor Swift music video. But if you’d rather catch the NSFW trailer, click here.

See the FULL Feature here.

Do you remember doing P.E. at school? No, us neither, ’cause we always used to get our dad to write a sick note. Then we’d crack open a packet of B&H and head to the cinema. SIKE.

It wasn’t that we hated exercise, but when you’re not naturally athletic it was be an embarrassing time for teenagers. Having said that, it seems even the most athletic can encounter a sporting shame once in a while.

[RELATED: Fit Ginger Olympic Pole Vaulter Shaun Barber Comes Out as Gay]

This young guy is just about to complete an epic pole vault, if only his prominent package hadn’t foiled his jump.

And it’s not the first time its happened before either.

Check out the funny-slash-horny clip below:

Even after production, Stranger Things knows how to stay in the headlines, from Dacre Montgomery getting spray-tanned shirtless by the world’s luckiest stylist, to Joe Keery’s intriguing bulge. Now David Harbour, who plays Chief Hopper, is getting in on the attention.

For those you not familiar with the term ‘belfie’; it’s simply a butt selfie. As introduced by queen of the world: Kim K.

Detective Hopper flaunted his cakes in his tight uniform, with the thirst proceeding to boil over, fans were ready to gobble him up like a demogorgon:

“T h i c c” commented one.

With countless “Dat ass” and “he got botty tho”. And he does! You can take us ‘downtown’ any time chief, don’t forget your handcuffs.

While another joked: “haters will say it’s photoshopped”.

Reality star Kirk Norcross took to his Instagram to show-off his handstand skills, but his followers were drawn to something else ‘standing’ up in his video.

The former-TOWIE hunk, who’s sex tape is definitely worth watching more than the show, wore grey tracksuit bottoms for the occasion. (And we all know how that pans out), where he competed with his boss.

“Hahaha loved the view a must say haha” commented one cock-hungry fan.

“I have died and gone to bulge heaven” gasped another.

Watch below to see who won… (Although, we’d say whoever was viewing the video was the winner).

Handstand competition with my boss @nicky_crowhurst None stop graft us Grays boys loool

A post shared by Kirk Norcross (@kirk_norcross) on Nov 27, 2017 at 9:15am PST

If you’re not familiar with work (and by ‘work’, we mean nudity) of Matthew Camp, then where the hell y’all been?

The former go-go boy, now model and ‘only fans’ account-pusher, has been flaunting every ‘inch‘ of his body lately. And although ‘only fans’ participants usually deserve an eye-roll and a reality check, Camp is one of the few that we wanna see in the buff.

Or at least can see why other people would pay for it.

In the latest footage to hit Tumblr, Camp can be seen riding his way to pleasure. Check out the NSFW stuff here. Or if you’re still at work, then get into some of these more suitable images:

ONLYFANS.COM/MATTHEWCAMP #farmstud #camping #haythere #loadup #gettyup #bareback #sidesalad #napadoodledoo

A post shared by Matthew Camp (@matthewcamp) on Oct 9, 2017 at 8:34pm PDT

ONLYFANS.COM/MATTHEWCAMP #IWANTTICUMINYOURHEART #hustle #thunderdownunder #bewareofdog #touchme #natural #shirtlessguy @stevediamond

A post shared by Matthew Camp (@matthewcamp) on Sep 20, 2017 at 9:49pm PDT

ONLYFANS.COM/MATTHEWCAMP #barebackriding #horseplay #builttolast #farmlife #buildabear #stalion #manimal

A post shared by Matthew Camp (@matthewcamp) on Sep 15, 2017 at 1:13pm PDT

@matthewcamp @stevediamond @project_claude #fuckyeahmatthewcamp #blueballs #facehugger #teabags #steamboatwillie #jhonson #oneeyedmonster #meatandpotatoes #magicman

A post shared by Matthew Camp (@matthewcamp) on Aug 2, 2017 at 6:57am PDT

What’s been going down this week with celebs, their thirst and lack of clothes…

Model Nyle DiMarco takes his cakes for a ride:

Into the wild : @taylormillerphoto

A post shared by Nyle DiMarco (@nyledimarco) on Dec 2, 2017 at 1:34pm PST

Model Jeremy Meeks walks a horse:

Luke Evans works out his love muscle:

Friday December 1st. White rabbits, white rabbits, white rabbits!!! Have a great day people!!

A post shared by thereallukeevans (@thereallukeevans) on Dec 1, 2017 at 1:27am PST

Reality star and rapper Milan Christopher releases a 2018 calendar:

Sup Pa | #MilanChristopher

A post shared by Milan Christopher (@milanchristopher) on Dec 1, 2017 at 3:01pm PST

Diver Jack Laugher ‘erects’ his Christmas tree:

Nico Tortella works the ‘upskirt’ angle:

ass. i can kiss you and apparently make things better. i can kick you and make things better still. i can be a bad you and look cooler. i can even eat you whole, fuck you silly, without shame. but if im a hard you, or a smart you, im an asshole. the difference between an ass and a stallion is only in the way you hold yourself. #niconiconico #allofitisyou @oliviersimille #getyourfuckingassout

A post shared by nicotortorella (@nicotortorella) on Dec 2, 2017 at 7:06pm PST

Country singer Steve Grand models a jockstrap:

It may not be the most common fantasy to come out of the red room, but there’s definitely something sexy about lumberjack carrying a thick log. Usually if a man has a beard so big that robins could nest, we’re getting out the carpet shampoo and a hacksaw, but we’d happily have Belliard’s bush tickling our balls.

Killian Belliard first caught our attention on Instagram, (and with thousands of followers that include Ricky Martin) we obvs weren’t the only one. And just a quick glance over the French model’s hot bod and shredded physique explains why.

Darius waiting for the barber. . Photographer: @pascalpprl

A post shared by Le barbu musclé (@killian___) on Nov 29, 2017 at 3:01am PST

WEEKEND !!! Someone wants to cook for me please ? . . Picture by @alexsphotographe . . . . To see previews and exclusives pictures & videos, pictures removed by Instagram or too risky for my Instagram account, come on my only fans page: www.onlyfans.com/killian___ — link in my bio. . Welcome to my private life…

A post shared by Le barbu musclé (@killian___) on Nov 25, 2017 at 2:59am PST

G R I M G R I M E By @paulfreemanphotographer

A post shared by Le barbu musclé (@killian___) on Aug 9, 2017 at 5:02am PDT

@hoscos , where did you hide my proteins ? Photographed by @pascalpprl

A post shared by Le barbu musclé (@killian___) on May 3, 2017 at 3:01am PDT

Those thicc Greeks have returned for another year on our wall.

You may remember Greeks Come True, from when we reported on their steamy calendar last year. And they’re collaborating with Vangelis Kyris to bring the naked lives of the men next door to life:

“In this year’s calendar you get a voyeuristic look into the day of each hunk all the while Kyris brilliantly captures every hidden inch of their completely naked bodies leaving no hair, vein or drop of sweat unseen…”

[RELATED: The ‘Red Hot’ Charity Calendar will Finally Show Dick in 2018]

OOFT. We’re getting semi just with the dirty talk in the press release. And moreover, there’s actually not just twelve hot hunks to ogle, there’s fourteen. ‘Cause sometimes you just need an extra two.

Grab yourselves a copy (and a packet of Kleenex) here.

And check out a sneak preview of the snacks inside.

Hood Pussy is the alter-ego of drag superstar Bob The Drag Queen. Erm, yeah, y’all read that right, the alter-ego has an alter-ego. We’ll accept it for now, but anymore than three or four and it’s called multiple-personality disorder.

Wearing her ‘ratchet drag’ crown with pride, Bob brings sass, ass and attitude to the (Christmas dinner) table. Not to mention an extra drag surprise in the form of La Quesha Shangela.

[RELATED: Supermodels Laith Ashley & Arisce Wanzer get Sexual in ‘Private Affair’]

Bob spins ‘Deck the halls’ into a much more appropriate ‘deck a hoe’, before enlisting STRUT models Arisce Wanzer and Isis King (just WATCH dem titties pop!) to back a bitch.

Directed by Brandon Smithson.

Chris Evans has proved himself even more eligible than we’d originally suspected. The Hollywood star, among others, has come out in support of Keaton Jones, a boy from Tennessee, who has gone viral in a video which depicts the youngster crying over bullies, in his mum’s car.

Kimberely Jones picked him up from school when he was too scared to go to lunch. The video has since been shared over 22 million times, and has had caught the attention of a number of high-profile actors and singers.

Chris Evans invited Keaton to the premier of his new film:

Stay strong, Keaton. Don’t let them make you turn cold. I promise it gets better. While those punks at your school are deciding what kind of people they want to be in this world, how would you and your mom like to come to the Avengers premiere in LA next year? https://t.co/s1QwCQ3toi

— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) December 10, 2017

While Snoop Dogg invited him to hit up his DMs:

Say lil Man U gotta friend in me for life hit me on dm so we can chop it up love is the only way to beat hate

A post shared by snoopdogg (@snoopdogg) on Dec 10, 2017 at 7:50am PST

Other stars showing the love were Demi Lovato and Katy Perry. A GoFundMe page, which aimed to raised $20,000 for his family, has already surpassed $50,000.

Let’s all give those bullies a big round of applause, they just got this little guy some DOLLAR. How’s that for karma?

#StandWithKeaton

If you hadn’t cottoned on to the fact that Mr. Pietro Boselli loves a dress-up, from our recent article picturing him dressed as the Village People, then we’re guessing you’ll get it pretty soon.

Stepping out of the closet wardrobe this time, Boselli has donned a sexy santa outfit for Italian fashion brand Yamamay. And he’s got a big package (or six) in tow.

Boselli stars in the advert with stunning model Hailey Causon. And can be seen doing a few of our favourite things, such as, being half naked.

Well if there’s one guy we’re hoping will cum down our chimney this season, it’s him.

Boselli strips out of his custom Santa jacket, to reveal Kylie-style hotpants.

Shot by Giampaolo Sgura.

Another year of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is in the bag. And you may be surprised to realise that the show has been on air for 17 YEARS. That’s only one year away from making it’s own adult decisions.

To celebrate its time on the air, we’ve taken a look back at some of the steamiest showers, buffest bodies and all-round cuties that have dared to enter the jungle. In fact, given how randy she gets in ourdoor spaces, we’re surprised Katie Hopkins didn’t jump any of their bones.

Amir Khan (Boxer)

Peter Andre (Singer/Reality Star)

Jordan Banjo (Dancer)

Stuart Manning (Actor)

Simon Webb (Singer)

Joel Dommett (“Comedian”)

Joey Essex (Reality Star)

Spencer Matthews (Reality Star)

George Shelly (Singer)

Adam Thomas (Actor)

Keiron Dyer (Footballer)

David Haye (Boxer)

Mark Wright (Reality Star)

Jake Quickenden (Musician)

Jamie Lomas (Actor)

And while we’re here… We cannot forget the year that had the biggest dick we’ve seen in a while:

If you thought the pressure was on in the Bake Off tent, then try having your nudes leaked online. Or at least, nudes claiming to be you. Tom Hetherington, who was on this year’s show found himself in a sticky situation this week; and not because he was baking with butter pecan.

Images hit the web this week, claiming to show Hetherington showing off more than his cakes. The images showed a headless torso flashing their french stick, in a public toilet.

Any soggy bottoms looking?

One eager fan, took to tweeting Tom directly to ask for confirmation. Because, why wouldn’t someone in the public eye admit when they’ve had their Grindr pics leaked?

Still though, Tom reasons:

I’m sorry to break it to you but the photos aren’t me.
1) I don’t have a pierced nipple.
2) After a year of solid baking I definitely don’t have a six pack.
3) I would never wear a shirt or a belt that hideous.

— Tom Hetherington (@TomEatsCake) December 11, 2017

However if you’d like examine the evidence to judge for yourself, we’re won’t stop ya. (Obvs, NSFW).

Ryan Phillippe gets inked:

(: @jakepuke)

A post shared by ryan (@ryanphillippe) on Dec 6, 2017 at 11:28pm PST

TOWIE’s Mike Hassini flants his tighty-whities.

Night

A post shared by Mike Hassini (@mike_hassini) on Dec 5, 2017 at 2:00pm PST

K J Apa has (ANUVA) shirtless scene in Riverdale:

Milan Christopher entered the Red Light District:

Can you come through & stop leaving me like this? I need you here! | #MilanChristopher #RedLightSpecial (watch it as many times as you need to to see if you see it or tag somebody to help ) Underwear by: @milanchristopherapparel

A post shared by Milan Christopher (@milanchristopher) on Dec 12, 2017 at 7:51pm PST

Olly Murs got into the festive mood:

Sunday Funday in the snow

A post shared by Olly Murs (@ollymurs) on Dec 10, 2017 at 3:19am PST

Max Emerson woke up like this… And with a bad back, we’d imagine:

48 hour underpants supermodeling marathon with @dgoda85. I’m getting too old for this shit. #iWokeUpLikeThis

A post shared by Max Emerson (@maxisms) on Dec 7, 2017 at 7:28am PST

Death Becomes Her turns 25 this year. (Yes, we know, we fucking old too). So in homage to one of our favourite films, we’re compiling a few listicles that prove why this film was so iconic. And starting with the FASHUN. OMG, the FASHHHUN!! I mean, every single outfit, in every single scene was just BEYOND.

Check them out, we’re obsessed:

Goldie Hawn came to slay (literally) in this dress:

These melodramatic ball gowns:

Gun-toting glamazon realness:

This subtle two piece:

Poolside housewife glam:

The subtle irony of this Nike tee was genius:

This youth-enhancing low-cut one piece:

Isabella Rossilini is one of the few women who could pull this off:

This super sleek ensemble:

This casual backstage attire:

And finally this drag queen stage eleganza:

That had a pull-away skirt to Ru-veal another look: