We’ve honestly never seen any sex appeal in Santa at all, but if he looked like that, you’d find us sitting on his lap at the Mall. Hell, we’d slave away with the elves in the workshop if that was his uniform. We’d be the ones giving him a present if he popped out of our chimney. And, er, yeah ok we’re out of sexual santa innuendos. Soz. Enjoy.
If you’re reading from the UK, there’s a very possible chance you’re looking as puzzled as that woman when he mentions Emma Stone. Who? Billy Eichner is an American comedian and TV personality that does Funny or Die’s ‘Billy on the Street’ segment. Where he seems to roam the streets – often with a celebrity in tow – and face-fucks padestrians with his microphone while shouting random shit at them. Entertainment? APPARENTLY!
Well, this time she unravelled a whole heap of sass when he approached this lady below to talk about the hype of movie ‘La La Land’. (Sidebar: producers need to work on their “hype”, ’cause we haven’t heard of it either! Bloop).
‘Tis the season for giving, and seems like errr’body got a gift for us this holiday – this time we’re checking out the ‘Sexy Santa Workout’, although if we can tell us any one of the exercises that featured in the video, you get a Milky Button. As we reckon more people are shoving mince pies down their throat, and cracking one out than are really watching it for fitness tips.
But it seems not everyone is feeling merry about the shirtless Santas. Here’s a couple of unimpressed – and potentially more entertaining – comments: “They’ll cheat on each other for sure”, (DEAD) while another put “Atlanta’s finest narcissistic trash”.
[H/t: Instinct]
Yesterday we reported that Sex and the City 3 is happening! Upon hearing the news, many readers commented that the girls should give it a rest, but hey, y’all still gonna be buying the theatre tickets, just like us! But this Instagram account mimics Carrie’s iconic and ridiculous outfits giving us nostalgia, humour, and a slice of Ru Paul’s Snatch Game. We want FULL-ON falling down videos in Dior next!
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Although we totally did something similar in 2013… Just saying
With a string of nude leaks from South America this year, we can’t imagine there’s many peens on the team left we’re yet to see. Mariano Viano is a prop for the Hindus, but it looks like he has enough of a prop between his legs… We haven’t played rugby since middle school, but we know a tough tackle when we see one.
We recently reported on the French model Charles Laurent Marchand that strutted NYFW in the nude – but let’s be real, his Scruff pics were way more interesting. And it seems it’s not just Scruff that the model uses, it’s Grindr too. That’s our kind of model behaviour… He’s even included a bottle of water in one of the shots because he knows he got y’all thirsty…
And if you’re feeling even naughtier, CLICK HERE for the XXX pic.
Earlier this year there was a faint viral trend: #PonyChallenge. Where participants attempt to recreate the steamy dances from Magic Mike to Ginuwine’s ultimate strip song Pony. Needless to say, it never really took off. But Aussie dancer Liam Ferrari has res-errected the idea, in a pair of grey sweats… And we bet he got a few pulses racing just watching him. MHMM honey, the hips don’t lie and they’re telling us we’re gonna need some more dollar bills.
He also performed on X Factor, but that looks more like the D Factor to us.
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Posted by Liam Ferrari on Friday, December 23, 2016
Earlier this year there was a faint viral trend: #PonyChallenge. Where participants attempt to recreate the steamy dances from Magic Mike to Ginuwine’s ultimate strip song Pony. Needless to say, it never really took off. But Aussie dancer Liam Ferrari has res-errected the idea, in a pair of grey sweats… And we bet he got a few pulses racing just watching him. MHMM honey, the hips don’t lie and they’re telling us we’re gonna need some more dollar bills.
He also performed on X Factor, but that looks more like the D Factor to us.
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Britney sent fans into a frenzy when she introduced Sam Asghari to the world in her Slumber Party video – and gurl, the whole world wanted a damn slumber party with him. Strictly no PJs, obvs. The pop princess later announced that he featuring in her knickers as well as her music video. Well, it looks like Britney has finally stopped downgrading. If a bit of filler bags us a mandem like this, inject us baby!
BTW, what gym is this?!
And we’d happily join him in the sauna afterwards, too…
He was also in 5th Harmony’s Work From Home video, and the man knows how to drill…
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Despite being a model, we’ve always known that Nyle DiMarco would look better out of clothes than modelling them – and here’s the proof. Sexually fluid DiMarco yanked his jeans down in a couple of sultry black and white shots, where he barely covered his modesty with his hand. *Eye roll*.
The furry-chested model, also sported a bushier beard, and proved he was ‘au naturelle’ all over; and we think it suits him better than the plucked chicken style. Though to be fair, that could be the straggliest bush in LA (and we’ve seen a few, honey) and we’d happily pluck our teeth on the walk of shame.
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Do we really need to comment? We think we’ll let those perfect buns do the talking.
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You know how in horror films, when a group on unsuspecting teenagers get invited to a haunted house for the weekend with the promise of passing their college course? Well, this is kind of like that only it was eight hot guys that invited to a country manor and spend the entire weekend totally naked. Now that’s our kind of big brother. And it’s not the first time we’ve seen a bunch of lads whip their kits off for Ripped and Stripped.
All the antics, including naked jenga, naked tennis and naked swimming was documented for ‘Ripped and Stripped’ calendar, and a behind the scenes video.But the creators have been relatively creative in their approach, with the actual calendar arriving with their giblets covered, until you scratch and sniff the area. We hope you’ve cleaned in all the crevices boys!
We wonder what happened after lights out…
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Those stars of MTV’s Ex On The Beach are never body-shy. And beefy James Moore is no exception. The reality star – who has previously said that he wants to star in a porno seems to be dipping his dick toe into the water, by barely covering his modesty in a saucy snapchat. Well, let’s put it this way, if he ever did star in a porno, we’d watch it. And considering Brandon Mayers loves flashing his goods and has done a little amateur porn too – we reckon they should venture into the industry together… Thoughts?!
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If you thought, just ’cause we entered a new year, that the celebrities were gonna automatically stop dropping their undies, then you would be seriously misguided. Dan Bevan has made a name for himself, as the inked ‘muscle daddy’ of PUMP! underwear. But images of him out of his work uniform are doing the rounds on Tumblr. The Canadian model is frequently out on the Vegas scene, and his fans just got the jackpot.
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Early last year, we introduced you to Argentine actor Joaquin Ferreria’s BIG role in Mexican play “23 Centimetros”, where audiences were certainly not mislead by the title of the production. In fact, images of Ferreria’s full frontal scene went viral – and we’re sure you can see why. Clearly an exhibitionist, he also appeared fully nude in Netflix’s Spanish soccer drama Club De Cuervos. Now pics from his porn past as Danny Dynamo have surfaced online.
See the rest of the stills from “23 Centimetros” HERE.
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Dear Fagony Aunt,
I have recently started seeing a Bisexual guy. It seems strange but when I think about it, he’s the first bisexual man I have ever known. I was initially attracted to his bisexuality. I mean I had few crushes on gay guys before, so I thought why not? But he’s very different from the typical gay person. Like you can’t even tell he is attracted to men, by looking at his manners, sense of fashion etc. Is he putting up an act? Or is he like a ‘top’?
The sex isn’t bad, but he says things like it’s been a while since he’s been with a woman. In fact his past few relationships have all been men. So am I like a phase, a change of scenery before he swings to the other side?
I have tried to bring up threesome with my straight fwb, but he’s not enthusiastic about it. We have had sex twice now, but he hasn’t brought up anal. In short, he isn’t anything like I imagined a bisexual guy to be. Other than his sexuality, he’s a normal guy who I enjoy spending time with. Are there any things I should know about before dating a bi person? It seems I can’t really get a read on him because of my inexperience.
Dear Misguided,
It’s totally cute that you love the gays so much, you dated a bisexual man. In fact, that’s probably one of the most dedicated acts I’ve heard of a hag partaking in; other than that plump woman who snuck into the dark room at Barcode and got caught sucking off all the queens. But remember: a bisexual is for life, not just for Christmas. And it seems that you primarily entered this relationship because of the novelty of dating a man that’s “half-gay”, then have your middle-class caucasian knickers in a twist when he’s not behaving gay enough.
Real talk, boo: If you’re looking for a GBF (gay best friend) that is also gonna dick you until your eyeballs pop out and roll across the bedroom floor, you’re living in a bigger fantasy world than Narnia. Well, you’re right about one thing, if he’s not drinking his martini with his pinky in the air, lisping about musical theatre and adjusting his floral neck scarf; he’s definitely putting up an act. As for being a top… He really doesn’t have much of an option, unless you plan to penetrate him with your podgy punani?
Although I’m confused as to why you’re so worried about being a “change of scenery” when you’re calling up all the home boys in ends to see if he’ll roger them while you cuckhold? You say he’s nothing like you imagined, but what did you imagine? A flouncing fag that was gonna pound you ’til you prolapse? Honey, you need to head to M&S, ’cause what you’re looking for, is called a blouse.
But yes, you’re right, there are things you should know about a bisexual before dating them: unless you’re a hemaphordite, they could cheat on at any point because they’re obviously greedy sluts. If he doesn’t lick you out, he’s definitely just gay. And if he hasn’t mentioned ‘anal’, then he’s probably a straight guy masquerading in a bisexual guy’s label – you know, for an easier life.
And finally… you may be shocked to hear this, but unlike lesbians or the French, BISEXUALS ARE PEOPLE TOO! The reason you’ve ended up with the shit end of his stick, is ’cause you subjected him to stereotype. And the wrong one, at that. So babe you could be fluent in brail and still not be able to “read” him. It’s not for lack of experience, but rather a distinct presence of ignorance. Try reading a book or an article before your partner.
Bi-Bi!
xo
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He may only be 5’9″, but Irish MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) fighter James Gallagher proved that little things can come with big packages. Gallagher has had one loss out of his last 10 matches — is he dick-slapping them into submission?! ‘Cause we reckon that could probably knock ’em out in one hit. He’s also teammates with Conor McGregor… We bet it’s a hideous site when they’re catching up in the locker room.
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With a string of naked selfies, and full-frontal “leaks”, it’s certainly no secret that Dustin McNeer likes to flash the flesh. Though, if you thought these were private Snapchat leaks, you’d have been mistaken, just like us. But we’ve been informed that the model has been performing private video shows to an online cam site: one of which was called Snaps4Studs. Though it’s not known if this was the only one he was using.
Some its users – who pay $16.99 a month subscription fee – have expressed frustration at C&C for posting videos, which have been recorded by users and then put elsewhere online, such as Tumblr; though we never knew where the photos or footage had come from there.
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It seems that as material of his antics leaked online, Dustin made it clear that his performances were made only for his paying customers, and even encouraged them to report them to have them taken down. One fan – assuming it was us who had directly leaked the footage – vented to us: “What the hell man? Why are you posting pics of Dustin Mcneer up? You know that when you do you that you screw everyone who paid for the subscription over…”
Then one day, without warning, Dustin deleted all of his content. A source tells C&C: “A couple months go by and the content gets progressively more explicit; in the meantime some of the content gets leaked on tumblr and he got all of his fans to report them and get them taken down, which we did.” He goes on, “then one day he deletes everything without notifying his customers and fanbase of what’s going on”, leaving paying fans disgruntled.
Now his the vids and photos that people have left over have made their way online, including cumshots and a lot of bending:
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Amazon’s voice-controlled Alexa, who picks your music – and even changes the lighting, and orders food – upon your request, has been going viral for all the wrong reasons. When we encountered it at our friend’s place, we couldn’t deny it was impressive… initially. But she tends to mishear a lot of what you say, and it seems this young chap had a similar problem. The little boy, who was attempting to get Alexa to play CBeebies song ‘Digger Digger’ got a rather unexpected response.
Thankfully, his parents were there to step-in.
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A BBC Documentary has shed a light inside the lives (and showers) of The Last Miners. And it turns out they’re just as playful with each other IRL as they are in our wank bank. We thought they were supposed to be digging for gold and diamonds and shit, but they seemed way more interested in discovering each other’s crown jewels.
And you know they get real dirty down them mines, so sometimes they need a pal to give them a good ‘scrub’. Cut to all the closet-cases enrolling to be miners.
HI-HO HI-HO It’s off to the showers they go.
[H/t: GetListy]
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