When we first saw the female extra in a gay porn flick going viral for her hilarious – and totally justified – disgust as two queens boning in front of her lunch, we DIED. As did the rest of the world wide web. And while we’ve been enjoying see what Twitter brings to the table regarding memes and creativity, Tumblr always takes it to the next level… And we think another ridiculous porn story line is the perfect place for her next cameo.
“REALLY?! RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY BIG MAC?!”
The waterpark is arguably (or usually agreed) the best part of Circuit Festival; when thousands of gay men don their speedos, descent onto Ill Fantasia and rave all day. It was one of the things on our bucket list before we hang up our disco shoes (at least for a while), and it was totally worth it. And not just because we were surrounded by dick all day.
The music was poppin’ off, although wasn’t quite the vocal Zoe Badwi style we prefer to come up to – but thankfully not the ‘pots and pans’ music a lot of Circuit parties have evolved into. People joke about catching STIs in the water, but we only saw three guys sword-fighting so would call that relatively tame. In fact the whole party wasn’t quite as seedy as you may expect — we thought they’d be boys getting bent over in bushes and all sorts.
Most of the hype surrounding Rough Night, a horror-com which sees Scarlett Johannson stuck with the body of a dead stripper, is actually to do with Colton Haynes as a sexy cop in a shiny blue thong. But is his co-star Cooper about to snatch the (column) inches?
Cooper, who had a cameo last year in The Deleted, is yet to break it big, but could this be his breakout role? Everybody knows that if you put a full-frontal dick scene in you’re gonna pack that theatre out with gays and women. Despite the critic ratings, dick is dick.
[H/t: Instinct]
Men in thongs? Can’t say we’re necessarily fans. Except when it’s Colton Haynes who’s wearing one, and flailing around emphatically. Earlier today we showed you the full-frontal scene from his co-star Ryan Cooper in the same flick, Rough Night. And though Haynes hasn’t quite reached that level on nudity in his contract, it seems his privates are itching for airtime as they try to escape from his shiny thong.
#FreeTheBallBag we say…
In the GIFs below, Haynes appears to be unconscious and getting stripped off by a bunch of women. And we think it’s extremely respectable – and law abiding – that they kept his thong on.
Teen Wolf star Colton Haynes gave fans something to sink their teeth into when he stripped naked in a recent Instagram post. In a post captioned “celebrating the full moon”, it seemed his wilder side had come out to play. We don’t need sunglasses the look at that eclipse.
What with close-up GIFs baring half of his ball sack in latest film Rough Night, there’s not much standing in the way of the full monty. Let’s get Ryan Murphy to cast him again, but this time utilising his skill for getting actors naked.
They say that school days are the best days of your life, and that’s certainly true for the students in this teacher’s class. What is it these days about maths teachers being unbelievably hot? Is that part of the requirements of the job? Do the 10 times tables while benching this desk! Then again, maybe it’s just the Spanish genes…
Juan Luis San Nicolás is a sexy Spanish maths teacher who social media are dubbing the new Pietro Boselli. Although with contracts with leading modelling agencies, we doubt he’s going anywhere soon. And hey, you can never be too good at maths, right?
How the hell they kept their concentration we’ll never know…
Sidebar: we love how relaxed the Europeans are, we’re sure a teacher would get sacked in the UK for naked pics in the gym locker room.
[H/t: Queerty]
James Franco just can’t stay away from the porn industry, after his leading role in King Cobra (alongside Garrett Clayton as Brent Corrigan), Franco is thrusting away again in HBO series, The Deuce. And thankfully he can act heterosexual sex well, unlike his gay sex scenes. Also unlike King Cobra, The Deuce has been well-received so far, with only two episodes having aired.
The Deuce follows the legalisation of the porn industry throughout the 70s, and ever the wallflower, Franco wasted no time in getting his kit off. And his moustache wasn’t the only 70s hairstyle going on, just check out that pubic afro.
So he may not have won the fight against Mayweather, but Conor McGregor has still won the thirst of gays and women everywhere. And while most people were talking about the fight itself, there were a select few that couldn’t get their eyes off McGregor’s prize. And to be fair, he might have had a better chance of knocking him out if he’d have dick-slapped him.
One Twitter user joked, “This is definitely the hardest opponent Floyd has ever faced”, underneath a snap of the Irish boxer’s hefty bulge. Yeah, that’s gonna add a few pounds to his weigh-in. Looks like he’s just grabbed a slap of beef of the butcher’s scales and shoved it down his Calvin’s as an intimidation technique. We’re gonna need proof it’s all legit.
I mean, maybe he was just really excited about the fight. Watch the footage below…
McGregor won the dick weigh in. #McGregorMayweather #MayweathervMcgregor pic.twitter.com/nTJ4NJbyyW
— Chris Cognetta (@Cognetta74) August 26, 2017
This is definitely the hardest opponent Floyd has ever faced. pic.twitter.com/CLS7arQOkN
— MMA Roasted (@MMARoasted) August 26, 2017
[H/t: Fleshbot]
As a model, part of the job can mean actually taking the clothes OFF — and ANTM winner Nyle DiMarco seems perfectly OK with that. As are we! DiMarco posed naked, flaunting his furry butt in front of some amazing scenic views. Although we’re certain that nobody was looking at the landscape.
The sexy snap comes just days after Nyle left very little to the imagination, with his visible peen line in tight undies.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WERK.
A pair of lions have made headlines for getting jiggy with it, at a zoo in Doncaster. Photographer Russ Bridges was there to capture the moment when one male lion pinned another down, despite the lioness being nearby.
Bridges reports, “I think it was a bit of a ‘should have gone to Specsavers’ moment as the lioness was just lying there next to them.
“In fairness though, every time a male went near her she snarled and swiped their faces with her paw.
What Russ found most amusing about the picture was the way the top got his end away with his tongue dangling out of his mouth. That’s how you know the hole good. As the bottom went on to roar in ecstatic pleasure, the lioness looked off disinterested in another direction. She must feel how the girls do at the after parties do when all the boys gets hypnotized by Grindr.
As they appear on Ex On The Beach, so it is written that thou nudes shall arise. Max Morley joins a long list of cast members from the reality TV series to have their dick pics leaked. The former cricket star has also appeared on Love Island (shocker) and poked Charlotte Crosby (never!), is there actually anything left on the check list for him to tick off?
Snorting lines on Snapchat, maybe?
You can view the NSFW snaps here
YAAAAAAS! CLACK-IDDY-CLACK-CLACK-CLACK! Them voguing beats and fan claps always make us envision taking part in one of Ru’s challenges. And if that were the case, these bitches would be killing it!
The top 8 and all-stars from the competition got together for some serious choreography to Mama’s ‘Call Me Mother’. And the way Ru Paul werked her way into the mainstream like this, is exactly whyyyyy.
Watch the fiercest thing you’ll see today, below:
[H/t: Instinct]
“Does your dick hang low, does it wobble to and fro?” Someone call Ariana ’cause this would have her walking side to side… on crutches.
Every now and then we’ll stumble across viral content that we just have to share with you. So here’s your NSFW OMG WTF of the DAY. It might appear that the guy in the video didn’t realise that 15 lbs of schlong was swinging out the bottom of his shorts, but once you watch his feeble attempt at covering it up – we’re gonna take a wild stab in the dark, and say he’s OK with public nudity…
It’s been a LONG time coming, but with their release sate only a number of weeks away (Sept 28), we can almost smell the vodka on Karen’s breath. In a special first look, the gang speak candidly about their expectations and hopes for the new series, as well as showing us sneak peeks into some of the fresh scenes.
Gossip this week also confirmed that Mimi Driver will be returning to the show as Loraine Finster! (YAAAAS).
A deleted scene from camp classic The Devil Wears Prada is changing viewers perspective on editor-in-chief Miranda Priestly (Meryl Streep), who was always portrayed as your stereotypical ice queen of the magazine. But in just a few seconds of a deleted scene from the film, her character shows an entirely different side.
I'm just seeing this deleted scene from The Devil Wears Prada for the first time, and honestly it changed the whole movie for me pic.twitter.com/6Zkr6UxHQO
— Spencer Althouse (@SpencerAlthouse) August 28, 2017
I MEAN, WHAT?
She’s really just a teenage girl trying to enjoy her night out at Yate’s without her abusive boyfriend making a show of her in front of her playground minions.
Many have commented on the Twitter thread, claiming this scene turns the TDWP into a “whole other film”. While Spencer Althouse, writer for Buzzfeed, who originally posted the clip, calls the edited footage: “so bad, it’ll change the whole movie for you”.
Do you like Miranda with a heart? Or nah?
Sound off below…
Having just starred in dark fraternity-gone-awry thriller Goat, Nick Jonas could be caught up in some hijinks of his own. The singer and actor, is reported to have been snapped getting noshed off by a lady boy friend. We wonder if she made that Queen, Scream? (See what we did there…)
A Tumblr site has posted a series of images of Jonas, including his infamous crotch-grab, and a couple of sex/nude scenes from his TV/film roles. Although amongst them is an unseen photo of a chick chowing down on a furry chode. Naturally, there’s nothing concrete tying the photos to Jonas (until the lawyers get involved), but can there be smoke without fire?
View the NSFW image here, and then tell us your thoughts below.
Getting older is a part of life, and while many of us fear losing our youth, others are grabbing maturity by its big hairy balls and saying fuck you. In fact, many of our subjects have only got BETTER with age… Let’s drool over the evidence, shall we?
Jake Gyllenhaal
We (officially) became attracted to a still fresh-faced Jake when he was bumming Heath Ledger in Brokeback Mountain, and our wet dreams have only become more vivid since.
Ryan Phillippe
Phillippe has been wank bank material since we saw him in our teenage years, teasing us in Cruel Intentions, and as much as we loved Sarah Michelle Gellar we’d have dragged that bitch by her weave to get a slice of that sexy step-brother. Now 40, Phillippe has aged shockingly well. Maybe he’s been using those semen facials. Ryan hasn’t just been hitting them gym though, check out that sleeve…
Chris Pratt
He’s always been a hottie in our groin eyes, but Pratt was working a serious dad bod at one stage. Ain’t nothing like a bit of cushion for the pushin’, but Pratt went from guarding the pantry to guarding the damn Galaxy. And not to mention he’s sporting just the right amount of stubble for it to tickle your balls… Sorry, Anna – you’re loss, girrrl!
Zac Efron
He may still only be in his 20s, but Efron has definitely undergone a daddy transformation. Don’t get it twisted, we’d still have fucked him out of that High School cheerleader outfit, but with his new buff Baywatch physique, Efron could almost pass as a top… We’ll just pretend to drown and wait for mouth-to-mouth.
Will Smith
If he can be the Fresh Prince of Bel Air then he can be the king of our ring… Will Smith, who is rumoured to have a polyamorous relationship with wife Jada Pinkett, is said to swim in both the pussy and peen pool. We’ll test that theory, bitch. Smith’s come a long way since his 90s fashion and slim frame – Willow ain’t the only one callin’ him daddy now.
Gerard Butler
OK, so he may have always been a bit of a daddy, but he went from ‘sure we can grab coffee’, to ‘skewer me with that spear, Spartan’. There may have been 300 men in his army, but we were only drooling over one… Never has a loin cloth looked so sexually appealing.
Talk about Butler in the buff.
Calvin Harris
I MEAN… There are transformations, but this was a damn overhaul. You can totally picture Harris sitting on his own eating crustless ham sarnies at school, but this gross geek really turned that around. Since his reinvention, Calvin collects pussy like he’s at an animal shelter. Shame he had that dick pic removed from the internet, but we love a man with power too…
Ryan Reynolds
Remember when Ryan Reynolds starred in the remake of Amityville Horror and flaunted his super-fit physique for the first time? Whoo, child! Then he turned evil, but you didn’t care as long as he was murdering that pussy. And that was just beginning of his ascension into the stylish daddy-type; we may not look as good as Blake Lively but we’d have his babies tomorrow.
Tom Hardy
Tom Hardy is one of the first names you associate with ‘fanny flutter’, and while he’s always sported that bad boy, possibly cracked out look, it’s only in recent years that he’s grown out that beard, beefed up and given us daddy issues that we didn’t have before.
It was Ex On The Beach star Rogan O’Connor‘s birthday recently, and he celebrated by partying with fellow hunky D-listers, including Brandon Mayers, (whop graciously adopted the role of cameraman), and strippers. Sounds like our kinda party… Although, with a male stripper, obvs.
Still though, she wasted no time in covering Rogan’s cakes in whipped cream; watch your back Mary Berry, bet she knows a thing or two about tarts, to boot!
If you’d like to see MORE than just Rogan’s ass, click here [NSFW].
*Don’t ask us what that little white thing up his bum is in the GIFs…
If you thought the ‘right in front of my salad’ girl had a strong reaction to gay sex, just wait to see what this mama has to say when she catches her son in bed with another guy.
“What is going on Luke?” she grills him, as his head emerges from his partner’s lap.
Next thing you know, shit has escalated quicker than a conversation with Sarah Harding. And let’s not ignore the scripted genius: “You stick all that in him? In my son?”
YES, MUVVA. Yo’ sweet innocent boy takes D better than any woman you know… *cackles off into night*.
Only recently Caitlyn Jenner was put on blast by a drag artist for voting for Trump, but it’s not just the rich and famous who are under fire for electing Donald Dump. A video is circulating Tumblr, of an alleged Trump supporter, who looks totally lost after his workout, when he can’t find his underwear. WHOOPSIE.
IT’S A MYSTERY BABE. CALL THE FBI. OR SCOOBY DOO.
The original post reads: Apparently, this tall blond jock is a huge Trump supporter. At the end he’s confused because his boxers were stolen from his locker while he was showering.
The video I found online was 11 minutes, this is just a short clip of it. The longer video is found here.
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