Madame Tussauds just unveiled this waxwork. THIS. The figure that you see is supposed to represent Beyoncé. Yes, black female solo artist, Queen B, Beyoncé. And the beehive are having none of it. In fact, the image of her has reported so many times on Instagram that the social media app blocked her hashtag. DANG.

But mostly people are just ripping it to shreds for how much it does NOT look like Beyoncé. Here are some of the suggestions thus far of who the waxwork really is. Because is so obviously NOT Beyoncé.

Britney Spears

Mariah Carey

Jessica Simpson

Kate Hudson

Lindsay Lohan

Khloe Kardashian

Louisa Johnson

Shakira

Rita Ora

Ke$ha

Aishleyne Horgan Wallace (Big Brother)

Finally — and most glaringly, skinny Mame June

You expect to see balls flying about at a match, just not ones that belong to the players. Although that is obviously way better. Ishak Belfodil plays for Algeria’s national team and as a striker for Belgium club Standard Liège. Belfodil found himself pantsed on the feild, although didn’t seem in a hurry to get those shorts up.

Is it funny how there’s so much homophobia in sport when all the footballers flounce to the floor to pansies and tug each other’s shorts down? I MEAAANNN…

If you’ve been following this year’s Love Island, you may remember last week’s strip contest where the boys had to get the girl’s pulses racing. And while the story that hit the headlines was Theo giving Camilla a black eye from his bulge, some viewer’s noticed that Jamie actually flashed everything in a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment after the boys performed to Ginuwine’s Pony.

Dick-eyed viewers took to Twitter to post about it, urging ITV to edit it out of their online player recap. But thankfully one viewer posted the image to Twitter, and we snatched it for y’all. We good like that.

Camilla later gushed, branding his peen “perfect”. HMM, we’re gonna need a closer inspection to confirm that I’m afraid…

Still though, the girl’s seemed to get moist just ogling their butts…

WOW. I mean, if you’re looking for you’re WTF story of the week (potentially year/decade), then please don’t go anywhere. Apparently it was big news back in 2015 when Gayle Newland adopted a male online persona to seduce a fellow student at Chester University – where she studied creative writing. (We must’ve been so stoned we missed that one). Anyway! Now she’s finally been sentenced, but here’s what ha-happened…

Gayle pretended to be a half-Filipino half-Latino man called Kye Fortune, using an American man’s photographs and videos, and used Facebook to initially get in touch with the victim (name withheld). Kye strung the victim along for year, making up excuses to avoid meeting in contact (the usual lies: I’ve got a brain tumour, I’m in hospital, etc.), before telling her that he had a friend Gayle (Newland) at the University.

Gayle THEN befriended her as a woman so that she would confide in her about Kye! THE SORCERY OF THIS  WITCH! The pair cyber-dated for two years, before they eventually met in person. But wait, here’s where it gets real juicy…

Kye claimed he/she was recovering from a brain tumour and did not want the victim – also in her 20s – to see her him, and convinced her to be blindfolded the entire time during their meetings; sunbathings, car rides, and “watching” TV. SORRY, BUT CAN YOU EVEN?! Having Game Of Thrones on the telly and you’ve gotta figure out the plot only from the sound?!

The victim apparently spent over 100 hours blindfolded with her seducer. Newland then persuaded her into sex, at least 10 times, where she used a prosthetic penis to penetrate her. I MEAN… Could she really not tell the difference between a dick and a dildo? The jury were asked to take the giant pink penis into the deliberation room to assess it further. (BIBLE).

It wasn’t until the last time they had sex that the student whipped her blindfold off, and saw Newland with strap-on luring over her. I literally cannot.

Newland came up with crazy defense that they were actually in a secret lesbian love affair, and then when she told the student she was coming out, the student started making accusations — despite emails confirming she’d lied, and evidence of Newland pretending to be male with three other women. STOP REACHING.

Anyways, now Newland has been sentenced to six and half years jail time. Bloody nutter, mate.

Last month we brought you an entire post dedicated to Insta hunk, former go-go boy and aspiring actor; I meaaann, we can’t vouch for his dance moves or his acting skills, but he’s definitely good at taking his clothes off. (Sorry, if you wanted something substantial, y’all wanna pick up The Telegraph).

Camp, who has amassed a huge following on social media had only teased fans with near-naked states of undress, until a full frontal snap hit the web. Seems that was the instigating factor in a flurry more nudes. And a self-recorded striptease, naturally; it’s all the rage with online exhibitionists.

When you get that level of fame, that you get thrown a huge lump sum just to pose with a product on your social media… Goals. And thanks to the entire world crushing on him, Irish fighter Conor McGregor is officially there. Although some celebs like to make their hashtag ads seem as natural/genuine as possible, McGregor has decided to let his package do the talking… Always a winning tac-tic. If Fassbender can use his to promote a movie, why not…

His caption read, “I don’t even got to smile…” no sir, you don’t.

@Hismileteeth! I don't even got to smile, but I've got a million reasons to. #Ad #HiSmile

A post shared by Conor McGregor Official (@thenotoriousmma) on Jul 12, 2017 at 10:18pm PDT

[H/t: Instinct]

New York based photographer Bathier Corfi and stylist Todd Hanshaw have teamed up for a steamy 2018 calendar, with proceeds going to Rainbow Railroad. Corfi and Todd have both shot/styled the likes of Nyle DiMarco, and are now turning their attention to helping the community with their talent.

“It’s important for us to help our LGBT brothers and sisters gain the freedom we enjoy, we are more than happy to do so by creating this project appealing to something we all have and enjoy, our inner sensuality” said Balthier Corfi.

“We created this project to raise awareness to the plight of the LGBT community around the world, creating beauty to help eradicate some of the ugliness our brothers and sisters face in their daily lives.” Hanshaw added.

Rainbow Railroad is a charity that helps endangered members of the LGBT community from countries where being LGBT is less accepted, and many cases illegal.

Rainbow Railroad receives hundreds of requests for help each year from countries where LGBT individuals are targets of violence. Because the volume of requests is so high, we focus our efforts on assisting LGBT who have faced physical violence or face an imminent threat of violence, imprisonment or death. We have been successful in helping individuals from the Caribbean, Africa, and Middle East where we have local networks to support and validate cases.

You can grab your copy, and have prints personally signed at Rebar, New York. August 10th, 7 – 10pm. 

[H/t: Fashionably Male]

We love settling in to the sofa for the latest episode of Game of Thrones, and while we usually snacking on popcorn, we’d rather be biting into the cakes on screen. Jacob Alexander is the latest actor to ditch his rags for the global phenomenon – and viewers weren’t mad ’bout it. We’re sure you can see why…

MHMM, Missandei took that D like it was an envelope full of money.

Or watch the full scene, in all of its ‘squint-to-see’ glory:

We’re always down for some mischief especially if it involves sportsmanship of some kind. (And definitely, if it involves peen and pints of beer). The latest video we’ve stumbled across see two guys engaging in the playground classic game, Rock, Paper, Scissors. Only this time, whoever loses gets spanked by their opponent.

OK, Okrrr, it’s got some potential, but y’all definitely need to up the ante a little. Like the loser has to do a shot. And then suck dick. j/k.

Last weekend photos hit the web of Prince George posing in a helicopter, and remarks made online went straight to how effeminate he looked.

When we initially heard that people had been commenting on Prince George’s (just four years-old) sexuality, our first thought was: ugh, just leave the kid alone, he’s a child! Why is this even a discussion? Let him grow up before you start trolling him at the very least. 

But after seeing the tweets, (that mostly came from other gay men), you can quite easily read that they’re comments were either in jest, or complimentary. Although, naturally, it has drawn a response from some very unhappy trolls.

Prince George is already a bigger gay icon to me than Boy George. pic.twitter.com/i1FM0jh4Vv

— Nathan Beard (@nathansbeard) July 21, 2017

Prince George is definitely going to be gay

— Mark Jolley (@MrMarkJolley) July 22, 2017

literally only praying for this world to be saved so lil Prince George can ascend the throne and become the first gay ass King of England

— JamesMichael Nichols (@JMN) July 22, 2017

I hope Prince George turns out to be gay

— Dan (@spacezoots) July 22, 2017

Personally, we don’t think that the commenters meant any harm, and if anything, were probably just excited at the prospect of having a gay queen king. But a number of people stepped forward to claim it made them feel “uncomfortable”. But is that discomfort their issue? Or that of the initial tweeters? It’s a tough call, as there’s clearly a need to protect the innocence of our children, but if the comments only come from a place of love and/or positivity, then is there really any harm done?

Although to be fair, it would probably help if Prince George wasn’t dressed like a gay lord, and posing ever so slightly pedophilic.

One opposer even claims that these kinds of comments are “sexualising” a child. HMM, well if you think being gay is all about sex – then you belong at Tel Aviv Pride, bitch.

These tweets about Prince George being gay is sickening.
He's four years old you nonces.

— Kev (@KevYga) July 23, 2017

I'm EXTREMELY uncomfortable
seeing the sea of gay men
making a meme of that
Prince George photo
We should be better than that
He is a CHILD

— Adam R (@MrAdamR) July 22, 2017

V v uncomfortable with all the people sharing that photo of Prince George and calling him gay. You're sexualising a four year old…

— Alex (@alexjxmes) July 22, 2017

Although we think this reply Tweet does a good job of demonstrating the place that most of the gays were coming from: hindsight.

it's not really homophobic if i think being gay & camp is positive. i like this photo because i see my young self in it

— Topnotch Boochington (@mothballsoup) July 24, 2017

Thoughts on a postcard (or in the poll below) please Cock Flock!

As millions of viewers have checked in to see how love unfolds on the island, audiences aren’t the only ones curious to see how a gay version of the show would work. The shows creator, Richard Cowles, who also heads I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of This Fucking Jungle, has told The Times, “I would like to see what a gay version of the show would be [like].”

YAAAAS, COME THRUU! All the gays I know that are ad-dick-ted to the show, totally want a version they can go on. Although Cowles admitted, mixing straight and gay couples would be “difficult”. Err, yah! That’s why the villa should just be gays! Could you imagine the drama! Especially if you try and drop a wooden spoon in-between two needy queens.

“You are trying to create couples,” he continued. “It’s not impossible [bringing gays in] and it is not something that we shy away from… but there is a logistical element which makes it difficult.” The logistics being that gay sex on national TV would probably cause uproar. And in that mixing the casts sexuality means both have less options.

Although if they opted for an all-gay cast that means that it’s basically a dick buffet. Which is great for us viewers, but how does it pan out when it’s a free for all in the villa? Sounds messy. Potentially icky, even. And like they’d have to give the maid a HEALTHY raise.

Then again, perhaps the ‘logistics’ meant dividing the contestants into tops and bottoms, instead of boys and girls. Just don’t recruit a load of volatile bitches, please, thank you.

HMM, either way, count us IN! Would you do it?

Last month, Love & Hip-Hop star Milan Christopher posed fully naked for an oiled up editorial in Paper Magazine. And if that sounds faintly reminiscent of a certain large bottomed reality star, you’d be on the right tracks, as Christopher self-confessed he wanted to “break the internet” with his photos. In light of those Kardashian dreams, Christoper continues to flaunt what his mama gave him, in a revealing video (below).

I mean, breaking the internet is one thing, but doesn’t that ka-donk-a-donk break the toilet seat?

[H/t: Instinct]

Justin Bieber endures a hectic lifestyle, as we’re sure you can all imagine. Justin Bieber has Spiritual Advisor, because who doesn’t these days. And although laughable, the internet isn’t laughing at that. Carl Lentz, a New York pastor who holds sermons to Coolio, was enlisted to guide the star through dark times and help him ‘make it’ a few years back. I mean, Coolio?! TAKE US TO CHURCH, BRUH!

Although recent photos have shown the pair looking… close. And naturally social media is having an ABSOLUTE FEILD DAY.

Insta user Snapback87 wrote: “Yeah I bet he has had him feeling the strength of the Lord from very deep within!”

Here’s a few more pics of the two looking cosey!

Just when you thought our inclusive vocabularly was at an all-time high, we’re having even more terms introduced. And apparently the term ‘gay 4 pay’ is like, so 90s. Joe Kort, Ph.D. is author of the book, Is My Husband Gay, Straight or Bi? A Guide for Women Concerned About Their Men, introduced the term for escorts, porn stars and anybody else who gets bent for the dollar.

Kort claims that straight-identifying men aren’t actually sexually connected to the guy inside them, but rather the cash packet at the end of the encounter. “They have eroticized money, and the sense of value they derive from being admired and paid for performing sex acts with men,” Kort explains.

Kort goes on to tell of one guy from his research, “Having cash put into his hand or his PayPal account or Google Wallet, as well as the exhibitionism and accolades he received, turned him on.” WERK. Gimme that cash money baby, I’ll wank myself silly.

Hence, why when you up the ante, they put a finger or two up there — more money = hornier.

Kort goes on: In fact, increasingly in gay porn researchers have found straight men who enjoy participating in it. Often, they’re able to exact higher pay for performing because many gay guys are turned on by seeing men straight having gay sex—and gay men are quick to spot them. Then, when the scene is done, the straight man goes home to his wife or girlfriend, and once again immerses himself in the world of heterosexuality.

And then buys her flowers with his blood cum money.

As much as we’d love a house as big as Katie Hopkins nose, we’re not sure we’re ‘buying’ into this cashsexual stuff. You can dick slap yourself with a wad of 50s, but it’s just the same… WHAT SAY YOU?

[H/t: Queerty]

Charli XCX has been dropping some catchy shit lately. We’re feeling you, hun. Although, to be fair, we’d rather be feeling the hoard of hotties in her latest video for single ‘Boys’. Familiar faces include YouTuber Cameron Dallas, Tom Daley, Joe Jonas, MNEK, Stormzy, Ty Dolla $ign, Will.i.Am and Charlie Puth – to name just a few.

In the song, Charli sings about how she’s getting fuck all done, ’cause she spends too much time daydreaming about dick. Oh girl, that sounds like our autobiography, right therr’. In the adorable video, diver Tom Daley can be seen showering off, Joe Jonas seductively makes pancakes, and Cameron Dallas revs a chainsaw.

MHMM, imagine waking up to that every morning!

Charli sounds off: “‘Boys’ is my favorite music video I’ve ever made. I just wanna say a big thanks to all the boys involved, for totally embracing and understanding my vision and being excited by the concept. p.s. no boys were harmed in the making of this video.”

Check out the video below:

After all these years, Hollyoaks is still on our screens. And with such amazing acting, you know why. J/k Miss Thing! We all know the only reason anyone watches Hollyoaks is for the fit blokes and unholy backstabbing. Well, new lad on the (fictional) block is Adam Woodward, who we introduced you to a couple months back.

Woodward’s sexy and soaking shoot for Gay Times mag hath arrived. We haven’t watched the show in a few years, but maybe it’s time to tune back in. Well, if Adam’s gonna be in states of undress, as such…

Alyssa Edwards may have already graduated Ru Paul’s school of drag (twice), but that doesn’t mean we’re forgetting her in a hurry. In fact, every song we hear we can’t help but think of her legendary tongue-pop, thanks to this video from Pop Buzz. From Ariana, to Ed Sheeran, Alyssa’s clack sounds right at home.

Doesn’t it make you love Alyssa just a little bit more?!

Model, presenter and actor Tyson Beckford added ‘stripper’ to his list of impressive qualifications earlier this month, as reported by FOX News, Beckford was given a bow tie and the title by the Chippendales. And within weeks of his first show, Tyson’s already getting fans hot under the collar by flashing errr’ting.

Beckford, who is seen (attempting to) cover his modesty with a towel, drops his prop as he grinds on an embarrassed looking female counterpart. Whatchu gettin’ all shy for Lady Victoria?

It’s a ‘blink and you’ll miss it’ moment, filmed in a relatively dark room — but hopefully it’s just the start of many more ‘Tyson todger’ moments.

Andy Cohen is always there to pry into the lives of celebs and ask them the intimate questions we wanna know the answer to. On a recent WWHL (Watch What Happens Live), the TV host spoke to the star of American Horror Story and Magic Mike, to find out what gets him hot in the bedroom.

Although, it’s bad news if you’ve got a plucked pecker — Bomer is not a fan of the manscaped look. And he isn’t quite sure if he’s down to be hand-cuffed or not… But we’re willing to bet a pretty penny if he woke up chained to a radiator, he’d be sporting a semi — at least.

BTW, U CAN DITCH THE FUCKIN CANDLES.

SO… In summary: Matt Bomer has a major stiffy for role-playing hairy daddies while skinny dipping. We’d watch that sex tape.

NEXT WEEK: Andy Cohen lures Matt Bomer to an outdoor pool while dressed like a school teacher.

[H/t: Instinct]

You guys know how we’re like totally up-to-date on the trending virals, and our latest find is one that’s taking Tumblr like a wrecking ball. Speaking of wrecking ball, we how if these two smashed each other’s ends to pieces after. The video shows two guys playing about in slow-motion, and caressing each other’s body’s.

Well, that’s certainly one way to get clean… If you’re not tempted to get absolutely filthy afterwards. We can’t say we’d have that restraint.

[H/t: Tumblr]