In life you have to learn to appreciate the little things; like one’s swimwear for example. In fact, on this dreary afternoon in London, we can’t think of a better thing to be thankful for. Tom Daley may be widely-renowned for having the skimpiest speedos in the biz but his fellow Olympian is hot on his tails. Hot being the operative adjective. We’re dying to know what they’re talking abou- Oh no wait, we couldn’t care less.
We’re always here for a footballer’s flash – especially when they’re as hunky as Andres Correa. The 22 year-old footballer who plays defense for Colombian football team Boyaca Chico – was caught with his kit off in a hatrick of naked photos – and we ain’t mad ’bout it. We’re no good at football, but we’d happily show you our ball skills. *Giggle*.
Click the image to see the NSFW snaps!
Yesterday we brought you the pics from Brandon Mayers softcore porn shoot, after leaving a (very brief) stint on MTV’s Ex On The Beach to apparently enter the world of porn. At the request of the porn company we had to remove their link, but luckily for you guys we’re good at our job – so look at the eye-watering selfie below… Is he trying to compete with Love Island’s Alex Bowen cock shot?!
Not sure what’s bigger, the dick itself or the one it’s attached to.
There’s usually some sort of sex tape/dick pic/webcam wank/skype stroking going on – at least there is here at C&C – although last week, a number of high profile British celebrities have spoken out about being caught cock-handed. Initially, former X Factor contestant Sam Callahan claims he was “catfished”, before “holding his hands up” apologising for his – while also contacting RevengePorn.org – who reached out to sites online on his behalf and requested that the images be removed. Although this was only undertaken when footage emerged of Callahan getting digitally acquainted with his G-spot, not when his initial alleged nudes leaked.
Following that, a “source” close to rugby player and anti-LGBT-bullying activist Ben Cohen, claims:
“He’s devastated. The video was filmed years ago. He’d forgotten all about it. Not only is he worried about his reputation, he also has to think of his three girls who’ll one day be old enough to use the net.” Devastated? Oh girl, don’t be. That video is a blurry-ass waste of anyone’s time. It’s so dark, Cohen can just tell his daughters that he was smashing up some basil with a mortar and pesto.
Louis Smith has kept oddly quiet about his, strange for a man that liked to take his clothes off so much before. In this process, his PR contacted sources of images online and requested removals. Louis is still yet to make a statement.
Finally, Jake Quickenden has broken his silence regarding his nudes: “The photo is from a couple of years ago, I have no idea how anyone has got hold of it. I don’t know what the big deal is, every man has one.”
Keeping it real, best way.
We’re so glad that the players don’t have qualms about cameras being allowed in the locker room. Actually, come to think of it, perhaps we’ll move into sport journalism, you know, because we love physical activity and all that shit. Andrea Rispoli plays defense for Palermo, (Italy), but we reckon he’s gotta defend that booty from thirsty bitches errr’day. Although Rispoli’s sexuality has never been confirmed, the 28 year-old’s certainly not afraid of a skimpy speedo either…
Brandon Mayers has a new party trick; getting his cock out. Well, that’s a start when it’s all you have to offer. Jokes, we don’t know her. But appearing on MTV’s elegant reality show, Ex On The Beach – Mayers seemed to be fully aware that his cock is his ‘selling point’. That’s if you’re buying renal stitches. The problem with using your body/sex appeal/genitalia to launch a career, is that it gets attention, but if you don’t have substance to back it up, it’s usually short-lived. Certainly shorter than something else he possesses…
Still though, keep the nudes rolling until we’re bored! Then you can ditch this softcore crap and get balls deep into the good stuff.
Seen as we missed the season of America’s Next Top Model that featured Dustin McNeer, he only really landed on our radar through a nude leak. And since then, we’ve barely seen him in clothes. Especially, with his teasing Snapchats. Today’s image is brought to you by McNeer’s penis tip. Kind like that time Gus Kenworthy did it, only infinitely better. While neither of them are “accidents”, this is certainly more forward. Just how we like it midweek.
Homophobes unite! Two of the world’s most powerful – and openly anti-LGBT – leaders are pictured together in a homoerotic photo stitched up by the web. The image, which sees Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin riding horseback in a Brokeback Mountain-style doctored viral, is sweeping across Russia. Much to the annoyance of parties, we hope we’re sure. Though we’ve no doubt if it was real, they’d be riding off to a tent to discuss “politics”, while reaching around and playing with each other’s tiny cocks, of course
As Trump prepares to take his seat at the White House, Russia’s Putin took the time to send him a congratulatory telegram, ’cause we still live in the 50s apparently. Well, that would explain this backward nightmare. Still though, at least the internet is still laughing. For now…
During the midst of all the current political madness, Twitter user Kareem was putting the world to rights, but it had nothing to do with the White House. Kareem was spilling all the T about the irony of ‘Masc-4-Masc’ profiles/attractions. The simple fact that ‘seeking masculinity in a man’ is a feminine trait certainly generated a buzz, to which the Twittersphere replied with a number of GIFs of they’re own.
Masc4Masc homos think that Fem gays ruin the gay community but the gag is…Seeking Masculinity in a man is Feminine Quality! pic.twitter.com/K9izQUP8g3
— Petty White (@KareemDAnt) November 7, 2016
Everybody arrived to appreciate the T:
@KareemDAnt I saw this tweet and was like…. pic.twitter.com/SG2ruA6lpF
— TJ (@TJKelly10) November 7, 2016
@KareemDAnt YES!!!! pic.twitter.com/vQdImki7xc
— tired (@ughsadkid) November 7, 2016
@KareemDAnt @Lomzi89 whoa wowza… now that is a delivery pic.twitter.com/wz5xgKh7uv
— S.L. (@literockstar) November 7, 2016
Carson Aldridge first caught our eye in a recent shoot with Adon Magazine. Naturally, we delved into his portfolio – and it proves just as impressive. Carson is a model with Factor Chosen Chicago management, and has also appeared in Vulkan magazine. Between the freckles on his nose, to that peachy butt, via them taught abs – we think Alridge will do just fine in the industry. And if not, we’re always on the look-out for a mostly-nude cleaner, *feather duster and pinny provided.
Alridge is the kind of model you’d find in Coitus magazine: all American, boy-next-door, half-naked… All good from where we’re sitting.
Want more of Carson? Don’t worry, we did too…
British TV show Ibiza Weekender, for those of you that can’t figure it out from it’s name, is a reality series that follows a group of young adults as they get fucked up in Magaluf. This series stars Deano Baily who – judging by these shots from Snapchat – is always up for a good time. Who needs Pacha when you’ve got that in your hotel room? The screenshots appeared on Twitter claiming to be Deano, but seen as Baily also audition for the X Factor, we doubt he’ll mind the attention…
Well, we know we referred to him as a ‘bear’, but does that work if he’s not hairy? Or is ‘rugger’ a separate entity altogether? Hmm, we’re not quite sure (we care). Andres Enrique is the stocky Argentinian prop for Delta FC rugby team; that’s some kind of prop if you ask us… Apparently, Enrique has caused speculation as to whether he posted the nudes himself, as he’s remained quiet over their circulation. They’re onto you! Quick, gurl! Cry catfish!
Remember how watching John the gardener on Desperate Housewives used to get you hot under the collar? Well, this bloke has us hauling up our patio, and laying a lawn, just so we can get him to come round and keep it tidy. Thankfully, our backyard ain’t no Garden of Eden – ’cause we ready to get sinful right ’bout now.
[H/T: Instinct]
Ever since a scorching summer shoot last year, where openly-gay canoist Matt Lister showed off his oar, he’s racked up a growing following (surely, you can see why, right?) – since then, he’s posed on the cover of Attitude, and now flaunts his furry physique with CrossFit athlete Francesc Gascó. Well, two is better than one…
The pair posed in skimpy briefs for Fantastics Magazine – shot by Lee Faircloth.
Austin Armacost is hardly a wallflower. And just after we’ve gathered ourselves after his flexible naked yoga pose – the reality star pulls another provcative pose, this time in a sexy shower shoot. Armacost almost went full frontal in the nude snaps that he posted to his Instagram. But will the IG police come along and ruin the party? Who cares? ‘Cause they’re here anyway. His followers were keen to give him a hand, “need your back scrubbed?” wrote one. Mhmm, we bet they wanna get their hands on more than just his back.
They say that homophobes are secretly hiding their fear of being gay themselves, and this is certainly a possibility as confirmed by psychology reports that the qualities we really dislike in others are the ones we recognise deep down within ourselves. So here we are… Bill Pryor Jnr, claims that gay people should be arrested for having consensual sex in the privacy on their own home. Hmm, what about getting your cock out for a sleazy 90s rag in a photo studio? Yes, the man who voted to keep children in orphanages rather than go to supportive gay parents must be bitter because he’s no longer Bad Puppy’s twink of week.
The judge – who is married to woman and has children himself – is being considered by Donald Trump as judge of the supreme court. Pryoy has obviously denied the scandal – but we’re not convinced, honey. HMM, we can’t wait to see how it all undresses unravels…
We came across Daigoro Timoncini on a couple of Tumblr sites, and naturally we gravitated towards his piercing blue eyes. Oh, and that skin-tight lycra one piece might have had a little suttin’-suttin’ to do with it too. Timoncini is not only a six-time national wrestling champion, he’s also a two-time Olympian. We haven’t watched Daigoro wrestle, but his form looks olympic on it’s own. The 30 year-old Greco-Roman wrestler grabbed the public’s attention when he featured on the cover of a men’s fitness mag earlier this year.
The Warwick Rowers continue their naked antics for charity – which has now been running for SEVEN years! Good job guys. After a turbulent 2016, the team have returned, stating that their message matters now more than ever. Raising funds for Sport Allies charity, which discourages homophobia in sport – and other areas of life. The boys put on an impressive front (and back) for this year’s shoot.
One rower states: “We’re here with our boats, our oars and no clothes to show that your true identity is the best way to be.”
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[H/T: Gayety]
You know how it is, get dragged to a family event that you really can’t be bothered to go to, you dress up smart and plan to be on your best behaviour. But one way or another, the devlish side always rears it’s head – so to speak! We don’t know the details behind this photo, but we’re gonna thank Allah for shining light down on this blessed, blessed occasion.
When we first saw cute couple Gus Kenworthy and Matt Wilkas were dating we were totally a little jealous. Now? Maybe even more. The ex-Olympic skier has been seeing Gayby actor Wilkas for a number of months, and we can see why Gus is smitten. And we thought it was Kenworthy who struggled to keep his clothes on – but it must be something they’ve got in common. Although, we’d accept his nudes with equal gratification.
