Today (Aug 12th) is National Gay Uncle’s Day! As queer men it’s less likely that we will have children of our own (until we get a bit older anyway), and so a our relationship with our nephews and nieces is just that bit more special.
Not only are we often the “fun” influence in their lives, but we’re also a representation of acceptance and diversity. So here’s a shout out to all the gay uncles looking out for their nieces and nephews, showing them how to love without prejudice, and introducing them to Drag Race.
Here’s some adorable guncles we came across on the ‘gram:
Anyone who’s social-savvy, or just addicted to Instagram will surely know Keegan Whicker by now. He was initially dubbed as the world’s hottest engineer after fans found out he had a brain as well as a bod, and it’s been non-stop insta-stripping for him ever since.
Although, we perhaps saw way more of him in those leaked selfies, that doesn’t make the tease any less desired. Whicker, who has previously channeled Kim Kardashian with his butt snaps, performs a seductive – yet playful – dance for his boyfriend Ryan’s birthday.
But even as an insta-bystander, we feel like we just blew the candles out and our wish came true.
A recent study revealed that we spend approximately 26 years of our life in total queuing for club toilets; although if you’re a circuit queen that’s obviously doubled due to the number of gays measuring out shots and performing felatio.
Well, at least these guys got a show while they were waiting.
The video – which has been retweeted over 50,000 times – shows one guy thrusting til the cows come home; although while it may appear to just be two men, the caption suggests it’s a threesome… Three people and penetration in a club toilet, now that’s certainly not half-hearted.
The top seems to notice he’s had a watching crowd at the end, we wonder if they gave them a round of applause…
The internet is currently going nuts going the leaked Noah Centineo video, but it seems even just a bit of dirty talk gets ’em going. Twitter is abuzz after an x-rated video of the Disney star surfaced online, and now another Twitter user has posted a short clip that sees Centineo ask:
“So… you gonna show me how you squirt, or what…”
Well, you gonna come over and see it in person, or what?
The video had been viewed over 1.4 million times on Twitter before it was removed.
Centineo currently stars in the anticipated To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before; a coming of age romcom that has drew attention for it’s Asian female lead, whom nearly producers wanted to whitewash.
Let’s play a quick game of Jeopardy! Metal. A tree. The tension in this room.
THINGS YOU COULDN’T CUT WITH A KNIFE! ding! ding! ding!
Watch things get super tense and awkward when one boy finds out the lad he’s been fucking wit’ all summer has a boyfriend, and then invites them both over. Trust, we thought this was a sex tape from the description, but it’s actually probably far better. It’s a confrontation. An intervention, if you will.
Who knew watching a fuckboy squirm would be so enjoyable? Guarantee you Alexis (the Twitter user who recorded the incident) is definitely a Real Housewives fan, because this is some extended Twitter drama.
The video has been watched over 130,000 times, and we’re sure it’ll rack up a fair few more.
BRUHHHHH!! So I FR just found out the boy I've had a thing with this whole summer has a BOYFRIEND!! So I invited both of their asses over to teach him a lesson and here's the result pic.twitter.com/xKKweyTrKI
Thought you were hardcore when it came to clubbing? Think again. Dora The Explorer looks like she’s been dropping more than just her location pin in this truly rare footage of the international globetrotter at an EDM rave.
It’s thought that this is how the famous Mexcian traveller spends her time outside of hiking. Yeah fuck sightseeing, she went to explore some class As in a club full of super twatted dance enthusiasts. Insiders have said that it’s becoming a bit of a habit:
“She’s constantly turning up to the CBeebies studios on a comedown or still gurning. The bosses want to give her the sack but they’re afraid they’ll get into a race confrontation with the Mexicans.”
In an age where those born into privilege are asked to recognize, and acknowledge that, the concept extends far beyond any discussion of race. One internet user requested we talk about top privilege, as well as body elitism, while psychologist Matthew Dempsey talks about our natural advantage in life from being attractive.
We’re expecting opinion pieces on ‘hung privilege’ and ‘slag supremacy’ soon.
Dempsey describes the unearned advantages pretty people receive, as party invites, job offers, and getting asked out more. And people watching your YouTube videos? Matt openly acknowledges that he’s attractive, so we’re sure he understands that half his followers wouldn’t have watched his vlogs to begin with, if he hadn’t been “born under a lucky star” (lol).
He goes on to say that:
“So you might be watching this after a couple minutes and thinking, ‘Why am I watching this douchebag talk about how attractive he is and how easy his life has been?’ Totally get it.
“Listen, my intention here is not to brag, I promise because I recognize that I’m putting an easy target on my back for people to just drag me for days and tell me that I am no Pietro Boselli. I know that I am no Pietro Boselli!”
But like, is Pietro Boselli special or something? Sure he’s got a rock hard body (if that’s what you’re into), but facially… plain. Kinda looks like one of those Mount Rushmore drag queens whose faces are made of rock.
And this is perhaps where the problem with ‘pretty privilege’ lies: who decides what is attractive and what isn’t? And at what level of attractiveness are you guilty of reaping the benefits of pretty privilege? I made myself kinda cute one time, and got invited to a sloppy sex party… am I privileged?
What about someone who istruly attractive, but has so many issues that they don’t believe they are. Are they still guilty of pretty privilege?
Dempsey goes on to say that by recognizing pretty privilege you acknowledge the struggle and validate the feelings of ugly people. Awww, sweet.
But to be honest, I think it would be shrewder to acknowledge a idea like ‘preteen privilege’: where those who were raised by both parents in a loving and healthy relationship, and with minimal trauma, mental damage and stress grow up to walk through life far more leisurely. That affords them things like confidence, (which leads many average looking people to believe they are “pretty” in the first place); a confidence that undoubtedly aids them in receiving pretty privilege.
It’s all hi-jinks and horseplay in the boy’s locker room, they can’t even take a pic without being photobombed by another lad’s junk. Ahh, it takes us back to school: where the smell of puberty and sexual curiosity lingered in the air: never sure if you’d be getting a straight lads cock in your face or not… fun times.
And perhaps we should have pursued the sport, as for 90 mins of hellish exercise and being yelled at by an unqualified referee in the pissing rain does have some advantages: the locker room.
There was basically a gay explosion on-set of Will & Grace‘s 10th season this week when the show’s official account tweeted a cast photo.
Not only were our original gang in tow (minus Karen), but recurring guest star Mimi Driver (Loraine Finster), Olympic ice skater Adam Rippon and actor Matt Bomer joined them. We’d say this was the gayest thing we’ve seen all year, but then Cher released an entire Abba album so that’s moot.
But we’re just curious now if all three will appear in the same episode?! Throw in Carly Rae Jepson and we’d be shitting glitter for weeks.
They represent what many millennials would define as ‘relationship goals‘, and when Zander Hodgson and his model boyfriend Troy Pes are constantly travelling the world in their underwear, we can see why.
Last month, the pair posed for Attitude magazine to talk about being in a relationship that they portray so openly to the world. Troy Pes stated that he wanted to use his social platforms to prove to younger generations that “you can be gay and happy.”
That’s cute and everything, but perhaps the best way to convey happiness to younger, impressionable generations isn’t posting near-nude photos of one and his boyfriend’s perfect bodies, holidaying here, there, and everywhere. In fact, we’d argue that those messages are possibly making kids feel worse. But everyone sees things from their own perspective, so hopefully, they’ll see past the filters to an out, proud and happy couple.
A new highly-anticipated Amazon show Jack Ryan is already drawing attention despite only premiering a few days ago.
The synopsis: Up-and-coming CIA analyst Jack Ryan is thrust (John Krasinski) into a dangerous field assignment for the first time; he uncovers a pattern in terrorist communication that launches him into the middle of a dangerous gambit with a new breed of terrorism.
The Good
Initially, the show drew positive praise, although mostly just for protagonist John Krasinski’s bubble butt shower scene. Which, we also, have to praise…
The Bad
Although Twitter is now enraged that the show uses a ‘trans slur’ in episode 3, when a navy officer asks her co-worker how he got a black eye, saying: “Did you accidentally pick up another tranny on Fremont Street?”
Sooo… we guess the word ‘tranny’ is officially offensive now. Which, I guess in real life is fair enough, but can TV shows not include characters that are un-PC?
It’s understandable why people would be upset about a ‘pick-up’ joke, with this being leading to death of trans women across the world, although the joke was more to do with McFly previously going to pick up a woman, and she turned out to be a transsexual. The punch line was to do with mistaking a trans woman for a cis woman, not about being picked up.
So while perhaps the producers could have thought more in-depth about the context of the joke, we’re not sure it deserves the outrage it’s received. What do you think?
The gay valedictorian who was sent to conversion therapy by his parents, and then thrown out, has met up with our communities fairy godmother: Ellen Degeneres.
Seth Owens asked his parents if could stop going to church due its anti-LGBT teachings, and they told him he either had to attend, or to leave. So he left. Although, despite having a 4.61 GPA, he still couldn’t attend the college of his dreams without the funding and support from his parents.
Enter: The generous folk on the internet, who raised $140,000 for his scholarship. He tells Ellen what happened next:
Since leaving his parents, Owen has been staying with his friend’s parents.
And since the story has received so much coverage, Georgetown (his dream college) has offered him a free scholarship regardless! So with the money that he received through GoFundMe, Owen said he plans to start an LGBTI scholarship that will help individuals struggling like he did.
And Ellen, being Ellen, added an extra $25,000 on top of that. So much purity and love born out of two hateful parents’ actions.
We can’t help but think there’s something in the steroids water at these Circuit Parties, as just weeks after the hilarious Mykonos bitch-fight that had the internet in stitches, we’re witnessing a sequel: “And This Time… It’s Personal!”
(Sorry that really just felt like it needed a cinematic overture).
But seriously, this does look like way more of an actual fight. C’mon now… who fucked who’s man? Who spilled who’s G?
Listen, we don’t what went down, but y’all need to get your shit together. This is making our community look like a laughing stock. We all know that temper tantrums aren’t cute… unless you’re Megan McKenna.
Not Myk – and real punches. Offer Nissim. Sao Paulo. Anniversary.
A wee commotion was caused this week when Beatles singer Paul McCartney confessed to GQ his circle jerk with fellow band member John Lennon and a few of his friends. But we’d much rather fantasize about more recent boyband members (our fantasies don’t work as well in black and white) sexual hijinx on the tour bus…
And thankfully, we’ve been given that. Thanks to a Twitter user who reminded us One Direction used to play around with each other’s dicks all the time. Totes commonplace, dolls. The image comes from a clipping of an old-school interview with Closer mag:
Harry sounds like quite exhibitionist… so why have we only seen one blurry nude?!
In the article extract, Louis Tomplinson says, “I’ve been asleep before and Harry has hit me round the head with dick/cock. It actually wrapped round my whole face – who wouldn’t be envious of that?”
Some would be more jealous of having it whacked round your chops. Ed Sheeran has also previously vouched for the size of Harry’s member.
Back in 2016 Blue’s Lee Ryan admitted that he got jiggy with bandmate Duncan James.
Which other bandmates would you love to see hook-up?
Toy Story, with three predecessors, and a fourth on the way, is one of Disney Pixar’s most successful motion pictures to date. Our personal favourite was the one where Woody and Buzz stopped fighting over that female shepherd and realised their holes were far tighter than hers, and tied the knot themselves.
Oh, wait. Well, that didn’t really happen, but something (vaguely) similar to this Chicago couple, Garrett Smith and Jason Bitner, who decided to get wed as their favourite animated characters: which may not be as strange as you think considering the two got engaged at Disneyland. (And also considering that last year a woman married a train station).
Their first dance was to ‘You’ve Got A Friend In Me’, which will have horrific irony should one of them accidentally end up bedding the best man.
And it wasn’t just those two who got into the childhood spirit of things; their parents dressed up as Ursula and King Trident, and Jack Sparrow and Tinkerbell. (Peter Pan will be fuming she’s boning him now).
Jason told the PinkNews:
“Garrett wanted to dress as Buzz and Woody because ‘You’ve got a friend in me’ is one of his favorite Disney songs, and has known for a long time he wanted that to be the song he danced to as his first dance. So of course [I] had to be Sheriff Woody. Both characters are reminiscent of each of our personalities.”
We love Halloween and we throw an elaborate themed party every year. We also enjoy Disney-bounding in our everyday, and cosplaying at comic cons and the renaissance fair.”
Well, for what it’s worth, we hope they live happily ever after.
Male full-frontal nudity is so in fashion even the graphic novels are getting onboard. Batman strips out of his batsuit in his newest DC comic… that’s sure to get a few comic book nerds excited in a way they probably didn’t realise.
But this one isn’t for the kids. Back in March, the brand announced DC Black Label division: a maturer comic for adults, with restrictions and censorship. Well, now we might actually read them. But no, probably not.
In Batman: Damned, our hero enters the cave, strips nekked and wanders around with his bits on show: sounds like us when we get home from the club at 4am.
And it does actually look like Ben Affleck’s junk, so we can’t help but wonder how intrusive their casting process was?
Since the conversation of the comic has began to revolve around Batman’s super-penis and not his superpowers, DC has altered the nudity in digital versions, covering his modesty with more shadows.
We’ve seen some short shorts in our time, but this gym-goer looks like he came straight from the chill out to the squat rack. There are men walking around the sauna that leave more to the imagination.
Because what is considered ‘appropriate’ is often objective, sometimes it can be hard to decipher what exactly is “too much”. Although if your dick hangs lower than the hem of your shorts, they’re probably too short. And if you can see the veins in your shaft, they’re probably a little too snug. For the gym, obviously. Not the after party.
In fact, we’re surprised he was allowed to walk around in what looked like a state of semi-arousal. Check out the NSFW video on our Twitter, and tell us your thoughts below.
Also, while we’re here discussing: the footwear looks like ankle casts.
This year at New York fashion week, Marco Marco made headlines using all-trans models in his show.
He told Mic: “I wanted to create a space to celebrate trans bodies. This was an opportunity for their presence to be undeniable and reinforce that trans is beautiful.”
Now we’ve uncovered these stunning backstage photos of his male models which highlight that masculinity, bravery, sex appeal and strength are not traits we primarily associate with cisgender men.
The internet is having its next big laugh at porn’s expense; following such classics as Right Infront Of My Salad.
A tweet stating” “y’all wanted porn with a plot”, exposes just another one of porn’s hilarious scenarios. It’s also so far-fetched we imagine the creator would have a flourishing career in sci-fi.
The video sees a busty blonde saying goodbye to a hunky bearded guy while a clean-shaved guy seethes with jealousy while watching them from the bushes. That’s when he has the genius idea to climb in through the window, dress himself up like one of the White Chicks, and dupe the sexy bearded guy into bumping uglies… thankfully the actress in question does actually look like a plastic sex doll, but he soon uncovers ‘her’ bulge.
Last week, porn star and presidential seducer Stormy Daniels whipped up a (media) storm with exerts from her new book Full Disclosure.
The one making most of the headlines, though, involved details of what Trump’s todger looked like, much to the amusement of… well, everyone. Y’all know Melania had locked herself in the study because she’s in hysterics.
In the description, she said: “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…”
And while most of us are thoroughly enjoying one of the world’s biggest tea spills, Toad (the mushroom character of Mario Kart) is taking it so well…
Although Google searches for him shot through the roof since the exposé, so we dunno why he’s not out here booking gigs, appearances and reboots.
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